Thursday, May 27, 2010

Turning English-Speakers into Orotund Linguists

(while talking about the weather..)
"your one of those guys where the glass is 3/4 full"
"if its not full, its probably a really big glass"

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(while talking about pirates)
"do you know why pirates are called pirates?"
"ehh.. "
"because they ARGHHH!!"

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(talking about getting high)
"wow, you really dance to your own rhythm, dont you?"
"why, thank you!"

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(talking about homework)
"If you leave work till the last minute, you only take a minute to finish it."

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Jokes in bad tastes

(after listening to the computer-voice in dictionary.com)
"Its like one of those guys in a wheelchair"
(Juliet stares in shock)

"land mines dont kill people. people who step on landmines kill people."

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really starting to love the people here.
All the same, as much as I love them
cant wait for this course to be over.

cheers mate.

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