A luxurious helping of chocolate and a secret ingredient our in-house chef reckons may possibly be unicorn dust (though more magical), Soefie Adnin's Chocolate Cake Delight doesn’t just pamper the palate with its full bodied flavor, texture and aroma. It takes your palate on a romantic 5-day Mediterranean get away cruise where its every whim and desire is attended to, and its wildest dreams fulfilled every night, only to finally propose to it on the fifth day in a dazzling sea of fireworks and currypuffs . And then it starts to pamper your palate. Everyday. For the rest of its life. The first bite is love, and the second and third is a hazy blur of chocolate muffled noises and a chronic desire to eat more. But there isnt anymore. Because you just ate it.
When former clients of Soefie Adnin's Chocolate Cake Delight were contacted to share their life changing experience with us, a majority broke down in tears at the mere memory of the ecstatic euphoria they once reveled in.
"Why would you do this to me! Why, dammit!" Lamented an anonymous customer on being reminded of the divinity that is the Chocolate Cake Delight.
"The legends are true?” “Soefie Adnin lives?” chimed in members of the public during our investigation.
"Moarr!!" was all one particularly pathetic young man could muster between heaves of sobs and hyperventilation. As per his wishes, he shall remain un-named. But it possibly starts with a K and rhymes with Wenneth. We wish him the best for his future.
Truly, Master Dessert Chef Soefie Adnin knew what she was doing when she decided to name her concoction the Chocolate Cake Delight. For as much as it is a Chocolate Cake, it is the physical manifestation of Delight, in every manner imaginable.
To rate this master-class creation within a system of five stars would be an embarrassment and disgrace to any reviewer, for it would expose them to be the low-brow unappreciative philistines they truly are. Indeed. Here at RISHIK RECOMMENDS! we understand the fragile ephemeral and fleeting nature of beauty and perfection, and can do no injustice by trying to frame or make the grace and elegance of this manna comprehensible to mere mortals. The only thing left for us to tell our readers is: “you have to taste it, to believe it.”
But you can’t. Because we just finished it.
Soefie Adnin's Chocolate Cake Delight
Only available on request, subject to Soefie Adnin's timetable, mood, and how good looking you are
★★★★☆
R.V. Menon
Cheif Editor
RISHIK RECOMMENDS!
Issue 1
April 2011
Only available on request, subject to Soefie Adnin's timetable, mood, and how good looking you are
★★★★☆
R.V. Menon
Cheif Editor
RISHIK RECOMMENDS!
Issue 1
April 2011
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